WHAT pregnancy glow?!?

If by “pregnancy glow” they mean ghostly white glow, then YES – I have it!!  I feel pasty white, like seriously whiter than I’ve ever been. Is this typical with pregnancy or am I just some kind of freak?!  My little sister asked to see my belly the other night and when I showed her, her words were, “Holy SHIT, you’re pasty!!”  Not, “Ah, you’re showing, how cute.  Look at that adorable little baby bump…”  Nothing kind and complimentary, just an insult!  I desperately need to color my hair as it’s a few different colors and all grown out and just a hot mess, but I am scared to color it because I don’t want to look pastier! Waaah 😦  I just want to be tan!  Is that so much to ask?  Can’t the pregnancy gods just send some harmless UV rays my way?  I feel skinnier and sexier when I’m tan, much skinnier and sexier than I feel as a chubby, pasty pregnant chica!!  Maybe it’s spray tan time.  There’s my vent for the day.

On a side note:  Sissy and I had an amaaazing jam sesh to Cher today in the car on our way out of town.  I always forget how much I LOVE If I Could Turn Back Time!  We both sound  uncannily similar to Cher when the music is up really loud and we’re both singing at the top of our lungs.  It’s crazy.  Temporary fix to my pasty pregnant girl problem 🙂